Mio Destino Lingerie

Living in Ecuador probably has a few perks – nice weather, and erm…well not having lived there I couldn’t tell (anyone?) – but if you were thinking of moving there (and I’ve really just sold it haven’t it?!) bear in mind this new law that they might pass – enshrining women the right to “sexual happiness”.

Bloody hell! That’s a hell of a law! Terrifying. Sent to prison for not being good enough at sex…read more about The Right to ‘Sexual Happiness’

Ok…this is a weird one…even given some of the things I have written about before. This is for women only, and another device to make men feel redundant, and, er, jealous. It’s a breast massager, read: fondler – you can watch it here. The device has a medical purpose – to help improve growth of breasts and more importantly to easy any pain caused during various stages of life – pregnancy etc.

But what the hell?! It’s pretty bloody weird. I would have loved to have seen the early prototypes and the testing stages – can you imagine…read more about Robots getting all the good jobs

Marriage proposal is a once in a lifetime thing – you’ve got to make it memorable. It’s no good mumbling something unprepared on the way back from the pub. You’ve got to be somewhere special – Paris at midnight, or meaningful – where you first meet, and say something deeply romantic…

Or…

You could hack in to your girlfriends favourite computer…read more about Computer Game Marriage Proposal

There was some uproar recently about members of the forces being attacked when they wore their uniforms in public in Peterborough, England. Well I doubt anyone could take issue with the new bikini “uniform” that the RAF is issuing to celebrate its 90th anniversary.

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Ah I hope you’ve enjoyed your morning of fun filled frolics. Yes, April Fools’ Day has been and gone – if you subscribe to the bizarre theory that you can’t do it after midday. What amusing japes did you pull on unsuspecting friends and co-workers? In our office we told someone they had missed a call from someone called “Liz” and gave them the number for Buckingham Palace – hilarity ensued.

The British Press, absolutely April Fools’ Day as it gives them ample opportunity to print made-up, frivolous nonsense about inane subjects…ahem

The BBC did a classic with a video about flying penguins…read more about April Fools Day

Several months ago I wrote a blog about the power of suggestion inherent in certain names, and was slightly mocked on another website – who were clearly just jealous I get to write for a website that features such great lingerie.

But it turns out, I was right! Yes I am shocked too. A recent study has found that certain names are supposed to have…read more about naming names

Here’s another one to put in the ‘what were they on when they thought of that’ category. Clothing made entirely from balloons. Yes, balloons. I mean it’s true everyone loves balloons, and they are certainly a colourful and attractive sight (much like Mio Destino lingerie), but there are problems I can foresee…Read more!

Now funerals are meant to be somber occasions, full of austere speeches, and down-beat hymns. But if you live to 103 and have over 100 descendents, well you might as well let them have some fun, so why not have a stripper at the funeral? Well that is exactly what happened at the funeral of a Taiwanese man recently…Read more about this story!

We all think our bosses stink, but now a boss in Serbia has said the same of his employees, particularly their underwear. The utterly bizarre memo sent to staff in the office said employees must be sure to take showers before the coming to work, brush their teeth, and have clean underwear…Read more…

News today reaches us that none other than the troubled star Amy Winehouse is to launch her own clothing line this summer!

News reached the fashion pack that Ms Winehouse is to launch a line which will include cut off shorts, ballet pumps, lumber jack shirts, high waisted skirts and jewellery. She’s even flogging hairspray, perfume and eyeliner! Does anyone REALLY want to smell like Amy Winehouse…read more about Amy Winehouse